I got problems.

I am distracted,
loosing it,
overwhelmed, maybe?

This last week I have been misplacing things, forgetting what I was doing (because I am doing too many things at once perhaps).
You know, putting the milk away in the cupboard type of thing.

Nothing too serious at first but as the end of the week came, my stupidity intensified.

Friday I did the math incorrectly for Hailey’s insulin dose and gave her an extra unit of insulin, which luckily I realized shortly after and remedied with a fun size pack of M and Ms.
Then the next day I completely forgot to check her mid morning.
I was 2 hours late on her evening dose of insulin.
COMPLETELY forgot my child was diabetic for a few hours.

Sunday while making some cakes (in an oven with no timer), I turned the timer on the microwave on and went downstairs to tend to my screaming children. About 35 minutes later, I went upstairs to check on my cake and was met with a REALLY bad smell and lots of smoke. Upon further examination realized I had not turned on the microwave timer but turned on the microwave instead.
With nothing in it.
And left it on for a half hour.
And caught it just before it burst into flames.
And it ruined the microwave.

That was really stupid.

This morning, I forgot to wake Jonas up early for orchestra.
I put sugar syrup on Hailey's waffle and sugar free on Caleb's (luckily realized the blunder in time.)
Then as I was backing out of the driveway to take the kids to school I took extra precaution to look behind me so I didn't hit a child walking to school.

Because my track record is going that well.

As I was taking extra care to look behind me, I neglected to look beside me and hit the side mirror on the garage and
BUSTED IT OFF.

I am officially grounding myself from using sharp objects and operating heavy machinery.

Also I am not cooking dinner.

I am not even sure I should be caring for my children at this point.

I plan to resume normal life again soon, just as soon as increased stupidity levels off.

Lets hope it does.